The worst job description ever

The following screenshot is taken from what is probably the worst job description I have ever seen. And be reminded that I used to work for the HQ of a large recruitment firm, been a recruiting manager and technical screener for candidates, and that my wife has years of experience in HR. I have seen my fair share of crap, but this is the worst of it

My eyes are still bleeding, be warned before you click to the fullsize image.

the only missing acronym is WTF